May 2013
26 posts
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
lameborghini:
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
sylvanburningcenter:
WWSED??? {what would sunglasses emoji do}
ameliaslastgoodbye:
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
yourveins:
*crops u out of my pictures*
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
laugh-addict:
do you ever just
April 2013
59 posts
laugh-addict:
what if you’ve run into famous people before you knew they were famous?
nardvvuar:
thrift shop by macklemore is reaching “dont stop believin” and “lose yourself” levels of white people adoration
“Maybe this is what the Mayans predicted. Not an asteroid or a solar flare, but the end of what we are. We no longer cherish life, or the other people, or even the earth or the animals or the resources put on it. War. Genocide. Abuse. Senseless mass murder. Animal cruelty. Gluttony. Greed. Waste. And lust. Look around you, the end of the world is already here.”
justwatchthesunrise:
chickensandwich:
pizzaforpresident:
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
my girlfriends mom has her grandkids call her Lolli
